Blindfighting
Monday, while I was pulling on my glasses to go fence, they broke right up the middle. Seven year old pair of frames, fine, not a huge deal. I mean, yes, they’ve been with me up and down the Yellow Mountain five or six times, they rode with me across the steppe, they rode on the roof of a speedboat up the Tonle Sap, I was wearing them when I married my wife, but that only means they deserve a Viking funeral and threnodies chanted by an army of pegasi-riding angels, not that it wasn’t their time.
Still, it’s funny wandering around without glasses. The world feels like it’s cushioned in cotton. I’m two days in, and having fond memories of my childhood—I cheated on my eye exams until I was seven or eight (because you weren’t supposed to fail an exam and anyway they had us wait in line in the room where they had the eye chart and they wouldn’t let me bring my book so what was I supposed to do, not memorize the damn chart?)—in which everything felt like it was padded in cotton. The world’s a softer place without distance vision.
Of course, this is also causing me to look back on my childhood and wonder whether the eyeglasses thing didn’t have something to do with why I didn’t enjoy live theater or movies without explosions very much when I was a kid (look, a flesh-colored blob talking to another flesh-colored blob!), or with all the trouble I used to have with names (Hello, strange flesh-colored gingerbread person! of course I remember you!). I’ve been reading more even than usual in the last day or so—no Orphan Black Blu-Rays or Dragon Age or whatever for me, unless i want to sit two feet from the television—but that strategy exploded on me this afternoon, because I got my pupils dilated for an eye exam, which kept me from seeing anything nearby or far away. So, oy. I played violin, but there’s only so much violin you (or at least I) can play.
Finally, I discovered that if I kept my eyes unfocused, I could write longhand well enough. So now there’s a quarter-done short story in a fresh notebook which I’m looking forward to finishing in the next couple of days. Written with my long-dormant fountain pen, no less! So hah.
Don’t know if there’s a moral to take from this, outside of ‘you can always do something like work’ and ‘guys, really, don’t cheat on your eye exams.’