THE BOOK EXISTS.  IT IS ON SALE.  I AM TALKING IN MY INCREDIBLE HULK VOICE.

You can find it on shelves!  You can find it on the internet!  You can find it anywhere and everywhere!

… Okay, maybe not everywhere.  But still.

Read this glowing review (Liz Bourke at Tor.com)!  Or this glowing review (Tammy Sparks at Books, Bones, Buffy)!  Or this other glowing review (by Dan/i/el at Intellectus Speculativus)!

Or read this cinematic-style trailer I wrote for the book!

Want signed copies?  Order them here!  Or come see me this evening at Pandemonium Books and Games, at 7pm!

Me, I’ll be busy collapsing in a corner somewhere.  Or baking cookies.  Cookies are good.

Though I should probably wait to start baking cookies until I stop being all

But, you know, for now: